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posted 2 days ago
4/15/14 @ 8:54 am

fadingtardis
© framesjanco

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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posted 2 days ago
4/15/14 @ 7:42 am

fadingtardis
aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:


COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

image

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posted 5 days ago
4/12/14 @ 10:41 am

moynmoyn
© everythingroyalty

moynmoyn:

Whoever makes these, don’t ever stop!

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posted 1 week ago
4/09/14 @ 9:33 pm

somethinglikeflying
© dion-thesocialist

wastelandbabe:

dion-thesocialist:

Date a girl who reads? Date a girl who paints? Date a girl who travels?

No.

Date a girl whose parents own a Skittles factory.

that was the best thing i’ve ever read

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posted 1 week ago
4/09/14 @ 4:51 pm

fadingtardis
© victorianhooker

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posted 1 week ago
4/07/14 @ 2:57 am

pickmeuplove
© wavedways

SONG: no scrubs
ARTIST: bastille
ALBUM:
PLAYED: 1037019 times

crazy-hair-and-triangles:

bastillestormerr:

stormerinaction:

bastille-bad-blood-fan:

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

omg notes

i love this

i cant get over how perfect dan’s voice is

HOLY SHIT NOTES

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posted 1 week ago
4/07/14 @ 2:52 am

fadingtardis
© closedeyesmile

a-blue-box-and-a-scarlet-train:

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

I’m so below average I think I’d be considered an outlier

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posted 1 week ago
4/05/14 @ 2:14 am

dearmegan11
© charlottec21
theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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posted 1 week ago
4/05/14 @ 2:05 am

dearmegan11
© robertdafoto.com.br

thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.
I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!

thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.

I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!

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posted 2 weeks ago
4/03/14 @ 7:37 am

drunkcatbug
© kickstarter.com

megsnroses:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I actually feel sad now after seeing sad gallbladder.